Quality Circle--Not!
Unless there is some kind of last minute announcement, which is familiar, there is no Quality Circle Meeting for March. This means none for 3 out of 4 months. As you will remember, Stacey did not show for December or January. I guess he forgot again. At least this time he did not inconvenience anybody by having them show up for naught. Surely the last minute menu rollout meeting does not count. Since these monthly meetings are company mandated, perhaps this blog is what he reports as feedback from employees. Maybe he just fakes it. How many things are fake at this restaurant?
posted by shadow @ 3/25/2006
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the reason we have no quality circle meeting is that THERE IS NO QUALITY!
One morning, an old lady goes to the grocery store to buy cat food for her little cat. She looks around and picks the most expensive kind of cat food. As she approaches the cashier, she tells her, "Nothing but the best for my little kitty." The clerk tells the old lady that she can't sell her the cat food because a lot of old people buy cat food to eat it. She then tells the old lady that she needs proof that she has a cat. So the old lady goes home, takes her cat, and drags it to the store. Once the clerk sees that the old lady actually has a cat, she sells her the cat food.
The next day, the old lady goes to the grocery store again this time to buy dog food. She looks around and picks the most expensive kind of dog food. As she approaches the cashier, she tells her, "Nothing but the best for my little puppy." The clerk tells the old lady that she can't sell her the dog food because a lot of old people buy dog food to eat it. She then tells the old lady that she needs proof that she has a dog. So the old lady, who is now very frustrated, goes home, takes her dog, and drags it to the store. Once the clerk sees that the old lady actually has a dog, she sells her the dog food.
The next day the old lady goes back to the grocery store with a jar in her hands. The jar is covered with old newspapers and it has a little hole at the top. The old lady goes directly to the clerk and politely asks the clerk to stick her finger in. The clerk immediately refuses because she is afraid that the old lady has a snake inside. The old lady assures the clerk that there is nothing in the jar that will bite her. So the clerk sticks her finger inside the jar and feels around. She tells the old lady that whatever is inside, is very soft and mushy. The old lady now tells the clerk to take her finger out, and smell it. The clerk does what she is told. As soon as she begins to smell her finger, she starts to yell. She told the old lady that the jar is full of crap and her finger smells like shit. The old lady, with a smile from one ear to the other, tells the clerk, "Very well. Now Do you think I can buy three rolls of toilet paper?"
JOKE OF THE DAY
Woman asked husband about what she could do to please him more. He said bigger boobs. She went to try to find out about implants. She returned stating she didn't feel comfortable doing surgery and the cost was high. This in mind the man handed her a roll of tissue paper. She asked why the toilet paper. He suggested that she rub it between her breasts two times per day for one year. She asked why? He told her "well, it worked for your ass so i figured why not give it a try!?"
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